Trying to Help

It can buy a House

But not a Home


It can buy a Bed

But not Sleep


It can buy a Clock

But not Time


It can buy you a Book

But not Knowledge


It can buy you a Position

But not Respect


It can buy you Medicine

But not Health


It can buy you Blood

But not Life


So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to
take away your pain and suffering!

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

Cash only please.



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