The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible
wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked
upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped
around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and
said, "I wish you could talk."
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"They were drinking?" asked
"They were smoking marijuana?"
"They were kissing, too?"
asked the astounded officer.
"Now wait, you're saying your
owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."
"What were you doing during all
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