Quick Smiles

Quick Smiles!

 

 

Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?

 

It's always butting in.

 

 

What do dentists call their x-rays?

 

Tooth Pics.

 

 

What did the mother buffalo say to her son before she left?

 

Bison.

 

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

 

Fingernails!

 

 

What is at the end of everything?

 

The letter g.

 

 

What do you call a pig that does karate?

 

Pork chop.

 

 

How do you turn soup into gold?

 

Add 24 carrots.

 

 

How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?

 

C- A- T

 

 

What do you call a computer superhero?

 

A screen saver.

 

 


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