A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a
speeding car on the freeway. As the
officer peered through the driver's window, he
was astounded to find that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The
trooper cranked down his window
and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top
of his lungs. "No!" the blonde
yelled back, "Scarf!"
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