Ponder This!

 

Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?

Does anybody ever vanish without a trace?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?


How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?



How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called "practice"?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

 


 

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