....A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat.
pulled up alongside her and said,
my book," she replied...
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
but you have all the equipment.
you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape,"
"But, I haven't even touched you," complained the sheriff.
replied, "Yes, that's true, she replied,
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