Don't Touch Me!
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just
awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand
and she responds. "Don't touch me!" "Why not?? he asks."
She answers back, "Because I'm dead." The husband says.
"What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed
together talking to one another." She says."No, I'm
definitely dead." He insists. "You're not dead. What in the
world makes you think you're dead?"
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