A blonde working in the coffin

industry was thinking of various

ways to improve her business.

She thought perhaps a good way

to do it would be to emulate the

success of the fashion store

across the street which had done

very well with it's new "Buy 1,

Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man

walks in. "I would like a coffin

for my father. But these coffins

are very expensive!" "Well, sir,

you'll be happy to know we have

a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The

customer left.