Return the Dog

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were

eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a

birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so

they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They

asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two

blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The

dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just

didn't follow their commands. They became really

frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion,

“Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in

the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking

him back to the store!”