The local sheriff was
looking for a deputy, so a blonde went
in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled,
is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought
himself, "That's not what I meant but she's right."
Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start
the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde.
was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct
that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?",
the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself,
then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted,
"I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't
home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where
best friend was waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day
job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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