100 quarts!



     This milkman sees a note on the door of one of his blonde customers. The note asks for 100 quarts of milk. Thinking this a mistake, the milkman rings her doorbell and asks about the 100 quarts.


  She says, "Yes, I need 100 quarts. On the talk show I saw last night they said milk baths are good for the skin."


   The milkman asks, "Do you want it PASTURIZED?".



   She answers, "No...up to my shoulders will be sufficient!"


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